Shopping for Music at the Awesome Store

I got to go to the record store recently.  This is always very exciting for me.  There are literally PILES of goodness in there for a music geek like myself, and it’s all organized and alphabetized.  Along with the bookstore it is my safe haven.

I went in with no plan to buy anything in particular, but when I go I always end up having to make a decision of what to get when it is time to go.  I was there with my lovely girlfriend Veronica so my time was limited because she needed to get home to study.  When I go alone I rarely spend less than 1.5 hours browsing.  This trip was very condensed.  

Elvis Costello,Talking Heads, Pavement, Ween, the list is endless of artists that I check out even though I know I will not find anything new from them that I don’t already have.  But it’s my routine.  Just like taking out the puppy-dogs when I get home from work and showering on Wednesday nights.

I have recently adopted the Violent Femmes’ self-titled first album as a go-to.  They absolutely shred on a largely acoustic three-piece record.  I hear traces of everyone from Bob Dylan to Buddy Holly to David Byrne in that album and there is not a song on the whole deal that I ever feel like skipping over.  I defy any human being to listen to ‘Add it Up’ without boogying.  It only made sense to explore their pile at Vintage Vinyl to see if I could find their second album, ‘Hallowed Ground.’

When exploring an artist on a trip to the awesome store I always cruise the vinyl section first.  I had recently made a trip to Vintage Vinyl on Record Store Day and checked the Femmes’ section and found nothing.  So this time I was not expecting the moon so you can imagine my happiness in seeing ‘Hallowed Ground’ on vinyl in an original pressing!  What idiot would sell this gem back!?  Of course this only just started my dilemma.

I have been on a 90’s pop rock kick lately, i.e. Guided By Voices, The Lemonheads, later Dinosaur Jr., etc., so I checked these groups out as well and found The Lemonheads’ ‘It’s a Shame About Ray’ cd and carried it around with me like a kid with a G.I. Joe for the rest of the time I was there.  ‘Girls Can Tell’ by Spoon was also available on vinyl.  Times like these are when a pleasurable trip to the awesome store turn into nightmares for indecisive souls like me.

Veronica was ready.  She made her choices and taunted me cruelly that she had done so and I needed to do the same.  The heat was on.  

I always remember my mom telling me that when taking a test, the first impulse for a multiple choice question was usually the right one.  I never liked listening to her so I found this to be true though trial and error.  I decided to go with the Femmes based on the fact that I sought them out first.  I headed for the checkout counter with my new treasure.

“This is really a great album.  So much darker than their first,” said the cashier as he rang me up.  “I was really excited to find it on vinyl,” I told him as I signed for my debit card.  The debacle was over.  Thank golly…Then Veronica asked:

“Did you see this?,” as she held Neil Young’s new album, ‘Letters From Home’ in her hands.  SHIT!

Do I buy it or not?  I of course did and it was awesome.  It was recorded at Jack White’s studio in Nashville and I love it.  You should go buy it.  End of story.

(PS: I realize that Wikipedia is not the most reliable at times, but for those reading this that have no clue who some of the bands that I write of are, I thought it was appropriate for descriptions.  If you don't know who Bob Dylan, Buddy Holly, David Byrne, Neil Young or Jack White are then you should kill yourself.)

If Global Warming is Fake, I'm Whitey Herzog

“Thirty percent of carbon released into the atmosphere is sucked up by the ocean, leading to acidification that’s killing coral and shell life.  Coral protects young fish from predators, and tiny shellfish, at the bottom of the food chain, help feed entire ecosystems.”

This quote came from an AP story on the front page of the Post-Dispatch.  As a journalism student learning the art of getting a point across via the written word it stuck out to me greatly.  It is concise and informative and conveys a strong point of what is happening to our planet.  Global warming is not a political issue.  It is real.

The fact that there are factions within the government that are arguing over whether or not our planetary ecosystem is doomed should worry more people than it does.  As I said, I am a student of journalism, which means that I am constantly trying to see as many sides to any story as possible.  I’ll be honest here, it seems to me that humans are in the wrong on this one.

Various government studies are shown regularly to entice dissent among the public in favor of whichever party ordered the study.  It’s despicable, but it happens all the time.  I try to pay attention to these differing views when I consider a story.  When I look at the issue of climate change it seems to me that one side stands to benefit monetarily much more than the other by keeping our energy supply as it currently stands than the other does by changing it.

Yes, if we were to totally change our way of energy consumption by switching to wind, solar, and electricity for cars (which has already proven effective) those in charge of said resources would stand to make a lot of money.  But they KNOW that they will make a lot of money by keeping us dependent on fossil fuels.  They know this because it is the way things have been done for years and it is lucrative.  This allows them to pay lobbyists millions of dollars to do their utmost to keep things the way they are.  Global warming reports by scientists from around the globe are considered to be “alarmist” in their eyes.

I’m to the point where I really don’t know what to say to those that think global warming is a myth.  

“Marine scientists in the Pacific have traced the mass die-off of the sunflower star, a type of sea star, to warmer temperatures.  In a laboratory, 10 sunflower stars were placed in water with normal temperature and another 10 in water only 1 degree warmer.  Within two days, half the sunflower stars in the warmer water were dead.”

I don’t condone any study that takes a living creature’s life, but I digress.  The sunflower stars are one of the organisms at the bottom of the food chain that “help feed entire ecosystems.”  

Proponents of taking a different direction energy-wise do not stand to lose much if anything monetarily.  They certainly do not stand to lose a fraction as much as those in the fossil fuel business should we explore new energy sources.  This should be telling to us ordinary citizens that are abnormally addicted to money.  We will often do whatever we can to gain $$$ no matter what damage may be done.  At times, I myself have not been above this fact in my life.

There should come a point where partisan lines should be ignored in the name of humanity.  We are all humans last I checked…More to come from me on this.  I’m sure you’re all chomping at the bit. ;)

Opening Day At Busch Is Great, But It's Great Everywhere

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NCAA National Championship 2014: One Non-Gambling Moment

The Final Four is one of my favorite sporting events of the year.  That may have a lot to do with it coinciding closely with the opening of the baseball season and the Masters tagging in not far behind, but there is just something about amateur athletes playing for pride that puts me in a good mood.  Even if this situation with Northwestern gains more traction, a vast majority of NCAA players will still be amateurs that do not play for millions of dollars.  They may play for better benefits and access to the college career tracks that all students have, (this is their right, especially with the $$$ they bring in), but the malice of professional sports will most likely be kept out of the NCAA.  Let's hope so at least.

The late great Hunter S. Thompson is a hero of mine and it always seemed like he had more fun writing about sports when he had money on one of the teams or competitors in whatever contest was taking place.  I have no money invested this evening in either UConn or Kentucky, but it is still a fun game to watch and write about.  (This is my one non-gambling moment of the tournament this year.)

The great Dr. Thompson would probably come at me with a sharp object of some sort if I badmouthed UK in his presence since that was his home state, but I cannot help but bring up how much I really dislike Kentucky, especially with John Calipari in tow.

I just wrote a column for Saintlouissports.com earlier about how we as St. Louis Cardinals fans did not want to slip down the slope of becoming pain-in-the-ass fans of a team just because they are good on a regular basis.  This is exactly the reason why I don't like Kentucky and why I enjoy every down year they have.  It may be mean, but it's how I feel.  Plus John Calipari is as crooked as any politician that has every been outed for malfeasance of any kind.  He even has the look.  Why he has the support of the NCAA after the things he has pulled is beyond me, but I guess we are talking about the NCAA here and not Shriner's Hospital.  I digress.

1:55 into the second half and UConn is leading the Wildcats 37-35 after coughing up a 13 point lead in the first half.  Shabazz Napier is/was a force to be reckoned with in the first half.  Watching that first half I had already planned on writing about how he was running circles around the physically superior Wildcat team, but alas the fucking Wildcats have lived up to their modus operandi and come back with a flurry of capitalizations of Huskie mistakes.  It makes me sick to my stomach, but that could also be the smooth Busch beer I've been drinking since watching the Cards' home opener earlier.

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A bit of an anticlimactic ending but a good one still.  I won't say that John Calipari is not a good coach.  I will just say that he is a cheater and a scoundrel.  I will also say that Kevin Olie is a hell of a coach and that Jim Calhoun probably feels pretty good right now.

UConn started out with a head of steam, characteristic of a team coached by a pragmatic guy like Olie.  (He seems so in his press conferences anyway.)  UK came out at first looking like they had prepared to be run on and were overcompensating for this fact with silly fouls and overzealous goaltending calls in the first half.

Then they made a game of it and made everyone that has seen them fall behind and come back in this tournament squirm.  Coach Cal is very skilled at bringing together the big egos of teenage phenoms from around the country to play together as a team.  This however does not make him any less of a crooked fucker, in my humble opinion anyway.  I may be judging a book by its cover, but any avid reader knows just as well as I that when you are window shopping for books you put an awful lot of stock in the cover.  And I am willing to bet if we read the back flap of John Calipari it still would not pass many morality tests.

I will be the first to tell you that I am biased because of my disliking of John Calipari and Kentucky basketball.  That does not make what UConn has accomplished any less impressive.  Hell, I picked them to lose in the second round.  Actually, I picked both teams to lose in the second round now that I think of it, and I still stand to win $50 on the lone bracket that I filled out this year.  Figure that one out.

I guess Hunter Thompson was right about it really being more fun to write about sports when you stand to win some cash.  Long live college hoops.

-Luke
4/7/14

On hoping that the St. Louis Rams continue to be so.

2/2/14

I sit here tonight on super sunday a broken spirited man...The big game sucks.  Seattle has just scored their 43rd point.  And on top of all of this, it is looking like a very real possibility that my beloved St. Louis will be without a football team within the next few years.

Many people are saying that this is just a negotiating ploy by silent Stan Kroenke to strengthen his hand at the poker table with the city of St. Louis.  This is a very real possibility, but I am not optimistic about it.  I’m sure Stan is a shrewd business man, but something in this whole mess just smells like a big pile of shit.  He has not made his thoughts on the matter known at all, and meanwhile a fanbase waits in baited breath while the powers that be on both sides play chess.

I’m inclined at times to say, “Fuck you, Stan.  And the NFL can kiss my dick too.”  It’s all a business and we the fans do not have all that much say in the matter.  

Let’s look at this situation:  Los Angeles is the 2nd largest media market in the country.  St. Louis is a great sports town, but we can’t bring the clout like LA.  Despite what Roger Goodell says, the NFL wants a team in LA and they do not want it to be an expansion team due to that meaning there would be another team to share television revenues with.  This means that the developers in LA that own land with the intent to bring football back will most likely need to do so with a team that already exists.  The Rams were there once before and Stan just bought 60 acres.  You don’t have to be a mathematician to do this math.

Much the way a politician’s sole purpose in life is to be reelected, it is Stan Kroenke’s sole drive to make money.  He will do whatever is more lucrative for him in this situation.  In my humble opinion, the only way the Rams stay in St. Louis is if the LA deal falls apart.  This is not beyond the realm of possibility, as there is a near infinite amount of red tape to surpass to develop a site with the intention of building something as large as a football stadium.  What scares me about this is the fact that Enos Stanley Kroenke knows this and is prepared.  Case in point: Bill McClellan wrote in his weekend column that “the land deal in Los Angeles went down on Jan. 13.  The buyer was a holding company in care of a lawyer from a firm that advised Silent Stan when he bought an English soccer team.  Nobody in the press made the connection.  This newspaper and the Los Angeles times both published stories Thursday night.  In other words, the story was 17 days old and the two papers broke the story within 10 minutes of each other.”

In even more other words, This was an old story with things that took place behind the scenes and it was leaked to the media by someone.  Plus, Stan is using the same network of individuals that helped him buy a Barclays Premier League soccer team.  Like Mr. McClellan, it is interesting to me that Kroenke went through these channels.  If he wanted to force St. Louis’ hand by leaking this story, why use a holding company?  And why wait 17 days?     I don’t like this.

I haven’t liked this or Stan since the press conference he gave when the Rams hired Jeff Fisher.  The old man wore a smirk under his stupid mustache when asked about the future of the franchise that said, “I’m in charge and there’s nothing that anyone can do about it.  Heheh.  Kneel before Stan!!!”  This is a guy that was named after two St. Louis Cardinals baseball legends.  And if all of this goes down the way that I am afraid that it will, then you can rest assured that Stan will flee his home state of Missouri for fear that he will be put to death for the crime of treason.  You cannot be brought up in this part of the country with two Cardinal namesakes only to gain billions and turn your back on us.  To do so would be the admittance that he hath no soul.

I can be honest and say that I have always hated the fact that teams can move from city to city and keep the same nickname.  The first St. Louis football team I was familiar with was the football Cardinals at the age of three.  One of my cups that I played with in the bathtub was a St. Louis football Cardinals cup and I remember being confused as a toddler when my dad told me they were moving to Phoenix.  I had no clue where this Phoenix was, but I knew there was something wrong with the Cardinals now becoming the “Phoenix Cardinals.”  I must admit that I had trouble thinking of the Rams as St. Louis’ team because I had the ripe thoughts of them being the LA Rams.  Other kids who grew up with them here will no doubt be confused if they leave though.  I personally think the nicknames should stay with the cities, but I guess I’m off on a tangent now.

The bottom line is that money rules all, and the fans be damned.  Sad but true.  And if you should help take the NFL from us again, Enos Kroenke, then I hope karma rips your face off.  

I have been in the middle of a serious NBA team identity crisis for years now.  (Just ask my girlfriend, brother, or cousin, Tyson.)  If the Rams leave then I suppose I should be thinking about who I will throw my support towards in the future.  Perhaps the Titans, Chiefs, or Bears.  My mom and stepdad live near the Titans, I live closest to the Chiefs, and I used to live near the Bears.  My mental health already isn't great, and if I have to pick a new NFL team then it will surely take another turn for the worst.  I have mild OCD when it comes to having to have favorite teams in each league...But that is a blog for another day.

How can Stan Kroenke live with himself knowing he is toying with folks' mental health?  He is quite possibly very evil.  That's how.